Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i respect and admire you
You: for your individuality
You: i’m a humanist at heart
You: it’s just that i live alone
You: and prefer not to encounter other humans except on my own terms
You: but what’s so bad about that?
You: eh?
Stranger: is this ur way of telling me ur horny
You: yes
Stranger: and that it’s justified?
You: yes it is
Stranger: fuck
You: it is so justified
You: more than the timbaklake himself
You: am i justified
Stranger: leave me alone
You: dude
You: you are on chat
Stranger: oh yeah i forgot
You: i am a HUMANIST
You: i never forget
You: like elephants#
You: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: ooooooooooooooooooo
You: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: i hate elephants
You: me too
Stranger: why do you like riding elephants????
Stranger: WHY????
You: i am a HUMANIST
You: duh
You: where are you?
You: in space tim e
Stranger: 48 pedobear india
You: huh
You: i would have guessed europe
Stranger: are you having a heart attack now?
Stranger: muahahaha
Stranger: success!
You: your goal is a shoddy one at bst
You: best, excuse me
Stranger: i fail
Stranger: 😦
Stranger: i’m not from europe
Stranger: sorry to disappoint you
Stranger: feel free to disconnect
You: i know i needed you s
You: whooooa
You: so
You: if i had the chance i’#d never let you go
Stranger: what are you talking about
Stranger: who are you????
You: veronica spector
You: heard of me?
Stranger: no clue who that is
You: my husbo is totally innocent
You: phil spector?
You: you know him?
You: if so, maybe you could testify
Stranger: <– clueless
You: for character refs und so weiter
You: whatevs
You have disconnected.
(lh)
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